Meat and cheese will. According to a new study, researchers say eating too much meat and cheese can be just as deadly as smoking cigarettes. I read this sentence and I have to stop and think for a moment. Meat and cheese = cigarettes? This doesn’t look right, does it? I’m not a doctor or a scientist (in fact, I am very far from both) but doesn’t this completely contradict everything the world has run on for the past billions of years? All cavemen ate was veggies and meat. All people have eaten for the entirety of the world is meat, cheese, and animal products. The researchers at University of Southern California are now saying we are doing it all wrong… I get cutting out processed meats such as lunch meat and meat coming from drive-thru’s (I said I understand it, not that I’m going to do it). But steak and cheddar? Your mother told you as a kid, “Make sure to eat your meat and get your dairy to make you grow big and strong”. I can see it now– mothers of the upcoming decade will be telling their children, “Eat your kale and quinoa kids!! You will grow up to be big with strong bones.” WRONG! You will end up being anorexic and we will all look like a celebrity who ended up on an E!News special. So I’m here to tell you, EAT YOUR MEAT AND CHEESE AMERICA!!!!! You’ll die fat and happy. Well at least I will.
Until tomorrow, cheers!